suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend


martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil)



COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

(Source: anchorsandmoons)

bakingcheesebuns:

when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period 

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klefable:


shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

derekhale-ismyking:

The Maze Runner Cast plus Ki Hong’s girlfriend
(x)

lol she looks edited in

derekhale-ismyking:

The Maze Runner Cast plus Ki Hong’s girlfriend

(x)

lol she looks edited in

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.
- Alfred Tennyson (via uglypnis)

jimbobarbu:

Studio Jimbo for the It Gets Better exhibition, 2014.

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND


uglychat:

when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down image